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Top Ten Signs The Actor Playing Harry Potter Is Too Old (from Late Show with David Letterman, June 10th)


10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beer and cigarettes

9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured by liver spots

8. He flies around on a magic walker

7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn

6. Title of his next movie: "Harry Potter and the quest to see Cameron Diaz naked"

5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn

4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set

3. He's the new spokesman for lipitor

2. 70 percent of his lines - - "What'd you say?"

1. He's often mistaken for Letterman
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